JAGGED LITTLE PILL ACOUSTIC
"All I Really Want"
Do I stress you out? There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off And all I really want is some patience Do I wear you out? And I am fleftened by the corrupted ways of this land What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines And all I need now is intellectual intercourse All I really want is some peace man And all I really want is some justice...
"You Oughta Know"
I want you to know that I'm happy for you An older version of me Does she speak eloquently? 'Cause the love that you gave that we made And every time you speak her name CHORUS:
And I'm here to remind you You seem very well, things look peaceful 'Cause the love that you gave that we made CHORUS
'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me CHORUS
"Perfect"
Sometimes is never quite enough Be a good boy How long before you screw it up Be a good girl I'll live through you Be a good boy We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect
"Hand In My Pocket"
I'm broke but I'm happy I'm high but I'm grounded What it all comes down to I feel drunk but I'm sober What it all comes down to What it all comes down to I'm free but I'm focused I'm sad but I'm laughing What it all boils down to What it all comes down to my friends "Right Through You"
Wait a minute man Wait a minute sir CHORUS:
I see right through you You took me for a joke Your shake is like a fish CHORUS
Hello Mr. Man Now that I'm Miss Thing CHORUS
"Forgiven"
You know how us Catholic girls can be I never forgot it, confusing as it was The sinners, the saviors, the loverless priests CHORUS:
We all had our reasons to be there I sang Alleluia in the choir My brothers they never went blind for what they did In the name of the Father, the Skeptic and the Son CHORUS
What I learned I rejected but I believe again CHORUS
We all had delusions in our head "You Learn"
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) CHORUS:
You live you learn I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) CHORUS
Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do) CHORUS
You grieve you learn "Head Over Feet"
I had no choice but to hear you You treat me like I'm a princess CHORUS:
You've already won me over in spite of me Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole CHORUS
You are the bearer of unconditional things You're the best listener that I've ever met I've never felt this healthy before CHORUS
"Mary Jane"
What's the matter Mary Jane, you had a hard day You lost your place in line again, what a pity It's a long way down The last chance streetcar I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane Well it's full speed baby There's a few more bruises Please be honest Mary Jane You're the sweet crusader So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish All that matters Mary Jane I your freedom Tell me "Ironic"
An old man turned ninety-eight It's a black fly in your Chardonnay Isn't it ironic... don't you think
CHORUS:
It's like rain on your wedding day Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly And isn't it ironic... don't you think
CHORUS
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny way of helping you out when A traffic jam when you're already late And isn't it ironic... don't you think CHORUS
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you "Not The Doctor"
I don't want to be the filler if the void is solely yours I don't want to be adored for what I merely represent to you
CHORUS:
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6 I don't want to be the sweeper of the eggshells that you walk upon
I don't want to be the glue that holds your pieces together
CHORUS
I don't want to live on someday when my motto is last week
CHORUS
"Wake Up"
You like snow but only if it's warm No sentimental value to the rose that fell on your floor 'Cause it's easy not to There's an obvious aversion no amount of my insistence 'Cause it's easy not to There's no love no money no thrill anymore
There's an apprehensive naked little trembling boy But it's easy not to get up get up get up off of it "Your House"
I went to your house Walked down the hall And I shouldn't be here without permission CHORUS:
Would you forgive me love Would you forgive me love Would you forgive me love I took off my clothes Went down to the den And I shouldn't stay long you might be home soon CHORUS
I burn your incense CHORUS:
So forgive me love °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter
A way to calm the angry voice
And all I really want is deliverance
You must wonder why I'm relentless and all strung out
I'm consumed by the chill of solitary
I'm like Estella
I like to reel it in and then spit it out
I'm frustrated by your apathy
If only I could meet the Maker
And I am fascinated by the spiritual man
I am humbled by his humble nature
Someone else to catch this drift
And what I wouldn't give to meet a kindred
Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around...all around
Why are you so petrified of silence?
Here can you handle this?
Or when you think you're gonna die
Or did you long for the next distraction
A soul to dig the hole much deeper
And I have no concept of time other than it is flying
If only I could kill the killer
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
I wish nothing but the best for you both
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on your in a theater?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to but you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
until you died, 'til you died
But you're sill alive
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
If you're flawless, then you'll win my love
Don't forget to win first place
Don't forget to keep that smile on your face
Try a little harder
You've got to measure up
And make me prouder
How many times do I have to tell you to hurry up
With everthing I do for you
The least you can do is keep quiet
You've gotta try a little harder
That simply wasn't good enough
To make us proud
I'll make you what I never was
If you're the best, then maybe so am I
Compared to him compared to her
I'm doing this for youre own damn good
You'll make up for what I bled
What's the problem...why are you crying
Push a little farther now
That wasn't fast enough
To make us happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm shore but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocked
And the other one is giving a high five
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
Is that everything's gonna be quite alleft
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...
You misipronounced my name
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you turned me away
You kind of hurt my feelings
You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got a meal ticket taste
I know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
You took me for a child
You took a long hard look at my ass
And then played golf for a while
You pat me on the head
You took me out to wine dine 69 me
But didn't hear a damn word I said
You didn't think I'd come back
You didn't think I'd show up with my army
And this ammunition on my back
Now that I'm a zillionaire
You scan the credits for your name
And wonder why it's not there
We make up for so much time a little too late
No fun with no guilt feelings
I'll see you next Sunday
We all had a thing or two to learn
We all needed something to cling to
So we did
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
But I may as well have
I had one more stupid question
I will suffer the consequence of this inquisition
If I jump in this fountain, will I be forgiven
We all had our minds made up for us
We had to believe in something
So we did
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time
Feel free
Hold it up (to the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it
I'm not used to liking that
You ask how my day was
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now
As you place the don't disturb sign on the door
You never seem to want to dance anymore
On this roller coaster
Went off the track
And you're on it
What's the point of tryin' to dream anymore
Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for
In the wrong direction
If that's the way
You insist on heading
Are you happy
Please don't censor your tears
And you're on your way
You're the last great innocent
And that's why I love you
Worry not about the cars that go by
Keep warm my dear, keep dry
Tell me
What's the matter Mary Jane
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
When you think everything's okay and everything's going left
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey
Hidden in the bottom drawer
I don't want to be a bandage if the wound is not mine
Lend me some fresh air
I don't want to be your babysitter
You're a very big boy now
I don't want to be your mother
I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months
Show me the back door
Well I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor
I don't want to be your other half I believe that 1 and 1 make 2
I don't want to be your food or the light from the fridge
on your face at midnight
Hey what are you hungry for
I don't want to be your idol
See this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights
I don't want to be lived through
A vicarious occasion
Please open the window
I don't want to be responsible for your fractured hear
and its wounded beat
I don't want to be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling
What do you thank me
What do you thank me for
You like rain but only if it's dry
No fundamental excuse for the granted I'm taken for
So much easier not to
And what goes around never comes around to you
You like pain but only if it doesn't hurt too much
You sit... and you wait... to receive
There's an obvious attraction
To the path of least resistance in your life
could make you try tonight
So much easier not to
And what goes around never comes around to you
To you to you to you to you to you...
With his head in his hands
There's an underestimated and impatient little girl
Raising her hand
So much easier not to
And what goes around never comes around to you
To you, to you
get up get up get up off of it
get out get outta here enough already
get up get up get up off of it
wake up
I walked up the stairs
And I opened your door without the ringing the bell
Into your room where I could smell you
Shouldn't be here
If I dance in your shower
If I laid in your bed
If I stay all afternoon
I put on your robe
and I went through your drawers
and I found your cologne
found your CD's
and I played your Joni
I shouldn't stay long
I ran a bath and I noticed a letter
that sat on your desk
It said "hello love"
"I love you so, love"
"Meet me at midnight"
And no it wasn't my writing I better go soon
It wasn't my writing
if I cry in your shower
So forgive me love
for the salt in your bed
So forgive me love
if I cry all afternoon